The Protectorate of How About You is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 20 million How About Youans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong How About Youan economy, worth 1.36 trillion Mice a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 68,179 Mice, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 197,455 per year while the poor average 18,656, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. How About You's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

How About You is ranked 318,731^st in the world and 2,076^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 20.0 million capita.